I here again HELLO AMERICA FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Janek]

Janek say... HELLO FROM BUCHAREST, PEOPLES!!!!!

I am bringing my friends Crimson and Veeman great updates since my last computer messages on the Bleacher Couch. I have seen many also receive the Nativity cards from Bishup McCort. It is a great feeling all time all my life to know my friends in Johns Town remember the name of Janek Stroyachinako. We have had many great futball times!!!!

I wish not to give what you Americans call "falsh impressions". There is but zilch falsh impressions. Janek not "recroited" by Bishup McCort. When man come to take me to the school at St. Olaf's, Janek not given any choice of Richland or The Westmont. Janek packed into fishing ship with many, many other boys who were as small and poor as I. We were taken to the place in America, and we were made into splendid futballers by the nuns and their nunnery tricks. All was not great at first impression. Many, many toils I do seem to remember.

But as you Americans say... "ALL IN GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because we learn to love Bishup McCort and the peoples who kidnap us for the futball dreams. But Janek digress.

Now I have handsome family and loving Bucharest Cowboy futball team. We have superior team. All of us are good, strong futball men. I think I tell you once time... Janek lift 100 American weight over top his head today!!!!!!!!

As Cowboy futballers make prepare for big time game against Prague Golden Sledgehammer, Janek must go to the practicing. SO LONG, AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO SEE YOU AND TALK TO ALL.

[nLions1]

Howsh aboot a shmoke an a pancake ja?

[Crimson09Crazy]

bong and a blitz?

[The Ancient Enemy]

So a guy with a language barrier is a pothead now? Typical arrogant McCort children.

[nLions1]

Yeah crimson, whats your problem buddy?

[Crimson09Crazy]

sorry my arrogance of 12 years of a catholic education....my fault guys.