CALLING ALL CARS
CALLING ALL CARS
Joe Paterno's Glasses Stolen/You can See Into the Future With Those things
By Alison Go
January 05, 2009 02:48 PM ET
Perhaps it was the shame after USC's 38-to-24 drumming of Penn State in the Rose Bowl, but someone stole the "Coke-bottle glasses" off a Joe Paterno statue on the east side of Penn State's Beaver Stadium some time between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday, the Daily Collegian reports. Police have no estimate of the value of the stolen item and have made no arrests. They have, however, roundel up several individuals: UPS police first questioned likely suspect Vman but he obviously was not the man :
They then apprehended Osama bin Laden:
He was released after questioning!
Then interrogated was this character:
UPS police determined he was too stupid to pull off the heist!
5 guys named Mo really confused the UPS force:
HENCE THE CASE REMAINS OPEN!!
By Alison Go
January 05, 2009 02:48 PM ET
Perhaps it was the shame after USC's 38-to-24 drumming of Penn State in the Rose Bowl, but someone stole the "Coke-bottle glasses" off a Joe Paterno statue on the east side of Penn State's Beaver Stadium some time between 11 a.m. Friday and 10:58 a.m. Saturday, the Daily Collegian reports. Police have no estimate of the value of the stolen item and have made no arrests. They have, however, roundel up several individuals: UPS police first questioned likely suspect Vman but he obviously was not the man :
They then apprehended Osama bin Laden:
He was released after questioning!
Then interrogated was this character:
UPS police determined he was too stupid to pull off the heist!
5 guys named Mo really confused the UPS force:
HENCE THE CASE REMAINS OPEN!!
Last edited by vman on September 20th, 2011, 12:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have to say thank you to me ..." for not being stupid enough to go to Penn State."
Re: CALLING ALL CARS
NEWS FLASH: THIS JUST IN
This stolen glasses caper could be way bigger than initially estimated! UPS police have now questioned Leon Panetta for a possible role in the coke bottle heist;
Leon gave a flimsy alibi of having been named Director of the CIA in the past 48 hrs.....
This stolen glasses caper could be way bigger than initially estimated! UPS police have now questioned Leon Panetta for a possible role in the coke bottle heist;
Leon gave a flimsy alibi of having been named Director of the CIA in the past 48 hrs.....
I have to say thank you to me ..." for not being stupid enough to go to Penn State."