Convoy to Happy Valley

[The Ancient Enemy]

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's ol' TAE
You got a copy on me, Ham? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Ham, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Uniontown, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4, Ham
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a CONVOY

Was the dark of the moon, at the beginning of June
The Nittany Jitney through the fog
Carrot Top with the radar on
And Bradley pullin' all the hogs
We 'as headin' fer bear on 219
'Bout a mile outta Carrolltown
I sez Coach this here's ol' TAE
An' we're about to put the hammer down

Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, breaker Frosty, this here's TAE
Uh, you wanna back off them Pitters?
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them Pitters is gittin' in-tense up here

By the time we got into Blairsville-town
We had about eighty-five commits in all
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them Pitters was buildin' a wall
Yeah them Pitters 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a Pig-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's TAE
We about to go a huntin' Panther

Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, APBK?
Uh, negatory TAE, yer still too close
Yeah, them Pitters is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Well we rolled up Route 22
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit ol' Murrysville
Them Pitters was tryin' to get smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Pennsylvania National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a Pitters
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Vman
In a chartreusse microbus

Hey Count, listen, you wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's a big Pitt fan, he needs all the help he can git

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the Pike 'as lined with Pitters
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Hey Ol' Moldy, this here's TAE
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let all them commits roll, 10-4

Cause we gotta mighty convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, 10-4 Walter, what's yer 20?
Happy Valley?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them recruits out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the Pitters off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's ol' TAE on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

[El-Moldo]

Most convoy's to Happy Valley are usually police paddywagons to pick up PSU football players. Most PSU basketball players are trying to stay out of trouble by spending time in the library.

[nLions1]

i wanna make this my ringtone

[frostlion]

When is the last time a Penn State legacy picked Pitt over PSU?

Does that big fat idiot Mark May have any kids? Maybe PSU should try and recruit them as well.

[vman]

OKAY, I THINK WE FOUND THE PROBLEM....WILL BE PATCHED UP IN NEXT 6 MONTHS OR SO:

[abpk2903]

That is one of the funniest pic's ever posted on here V-man. That's great.

[#1_plumber_coach]

....or the first time in history that an a** and a hole in the wall found each other....

[vman]

@ least he didn't expire like 9 yrs ago :lol: