Are you ready for Eddie (to get kidnapped by terrorists)?
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The Ancient Enemy
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Are you ready for Eddie (to get kidnapped by terrorists)?
Dear Taliban and Los Zetas drug cartel,
I am reaching out to you in this time of need. I have prayed to Jesus and Superman repeatedly but they do not take me seriously when I beg them for a new basketball coach. I do not want you to kill him, just take him somewhere and leave him. Let me explain this though, you cannot take him anywhere where he is not relatively close to civilization, bc Ed has a very difficult time with any sort of direction.
I am reaching out to you in this time of need. I have prayed to Jesus and Superman repeatedly but they do not take me seriously when I beg them for a new basketball coach. I do not want you to kill him, just take him somewhere and leave him. Let me explain this though, you cannot take him anywhere where he is not relatively close to civilization, bc Ed has a very difficult time with any sort of direction.
"I can and will be hard anytime with or without my boyz!!!" - Hollywood
"Their jerseys make me want to run through the desert and tackle a terrorist." - nLions1
"Their jerseys make me want to run through the desert and tackle a terrorist." - nLions1