My Retirement from Bleachercoaches

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I have decided to step down from my position as master of information. Make no mistake, this decision was not easy for me. I have graced all of you with endless information that I know you will miss, but this is something I had to do. The time I was here was short, but the memories will last forever. You all got the opportunity to read my wisdom for free and should all be grateful. Some were, some were not. To the ones that weren't you missed an opportunity of a lifetime. I will make a comeback similar to that of the great Michael Jordan(a lot of you morons prob don't even know who that is). Until then, just know I am better than you.

Sincerely,
Matt Howard

P.S.
Pitt sucks