Pour me a stiff one

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Pour me a stiff one

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Walking into the bar, Bob said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another huge fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Bob replied, "she came crawling to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now THAT'S a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you chicken
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