you might be a redneck if....

Post by **Gunner18** » May 17th, 2004, 11:13 pm

i know we've all heard some of these before, so lets hear 'em again!
you might be a redneck if...

-directions to ur house include turning off the paved road
-u go to family reunions to pick up women
-the dog farts and u claim it
-uve been accused of lying through your tooth
-u have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arent
-ur from bedford county (uhoh, someones gonna get offended, sorry! :lol:)

old school · Post by **old school** » May 18th, 2004, 7:57 am

you have over 3,000 post on BC

WALTER4 · Post by **WALTER4** » May 18th, 2004, 12:03 pm

your mother can tell a state trooper to kiss her @$$ without taking the marlboro out of her mouth

you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws

your state has a law that states "after a divorce the couple are still brother and sister"

you think possum is "the other white meat"

you've climbed to the top of a water tower to erase your sister's name

you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen start your engines!

you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty

lionwrestling07 · Post by **lionwrestling07** » May 18th, 2004, 12:56 pm

If u find a car while mowing ur lawn

If u have engines hanging from a tree in ur back yard

everett8604 · Post by **everett8604** » May 18th, 2004, 1:08 pm

You might be a redneck if...

your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
you have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
The Salavation Army declines your mattress.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

packerfan · Post by **packerfan** » May 18th, 2004, 2:28 pm

if you name you child after a pro wrestler or your favorite state

CRLionDawg · Post by **CRLionDawg** » May 19th, 2004, 7:43 pm

Live in Bulls Creek, Hyndman, or eat more than once a week at the Roadkill cafe.

old school · Post by **old school** » May 19th, 2004, 9:11 pm

you have a job that involves "waiting for the cows to come home"

Post by **Gunner18** » May 19th, 2004, 11:10 pm

you work in a basement

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » May 20th, 2004, 8:08 pm

If your family tree doesn't "branch off".

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you might be a redneck if....

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