Bobby Knight Sitcom!!!
Bobby Knight Sitcom!!!
"That's Our Bobby" -- Wednesdays this Fall at 8 p.m. on SPIKE
Episode One: "Domestic Bliss"
(Bobby comes home from a tough night at practice. He walks into the kitchen and sees his dinner isn't on the table)
Bobby: "Where's my ##&*@#$$* supper?"
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
Bobby: "So that's how it's gonna &&^%$##*@*be, woman?" (He picks up the kitchen table and tosses it into the living room.)
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
(Servant <played by Miles Brand> runs by Bobby to try to clean up the mess but the Coach grabs him around the neck and strangles him on the spot.)
Bobby: "Take that, you *&&%$##@* egghead! Now woman, you've got five minutes to get my meal on the table or I'm gonna *&^%%$# your *&%%$###& **&^^#. I've gotta make a **&%$$#^@@* flight to **&^**$%%#@##$ Puerto Rico in an hour."
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
Next Week -- Episode Two: "A Day at the Office"
Episode One: "Domestic Bliss"
(Bobby comes home from a tough night at practice. He walks into the kitchen and sees his dinner isn't on the table)
Bobby: "Where's my ##&*@#$$* supper?"
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
Bobby: "So that's how it's gonna &&^%$##*@*be, woman?" (He picks up the kitchen table and tosses it into the living room.)
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
(Servant <played by Miles Brand> runs by Bobby to try to clean up the mess but the Coach grabs him around the neck and strangles him on the spot.)
Bobby: "Take that, you *&&%$##@* egghead! Now woman, you've got five minutes to get my meal on the table or I'm gonna *&^%%$# your *&%%$###& **&^^#. I've gotta make a **&%$$#^@@* flight to **&^**$%%#@##$ Puerto Rico in an hour."
Mrs. Knight: (Fear)
Next Week -- Episode Two: "A Day at the Office"
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much."
-- John Wayne
-- John Wayne