Penn State's most wanted

[ham55]

ahh, double standards eh, whatever, not getting into this...

[The Ancient Enemy]

Moldo, Deliverance, you all have it wrong. I just got off the phone with Head of PA Police, Chief Jake Copper. Here's a direct quote:

"Listen Maestro... don't listen to what those goofy Pitt people El Moldface and Deliverance tell you. All they know how to do is brush teeth and try to sleep with Jon Voight. The reason why we have posted all those wanted posters is because we WANT Penn State players. That's right, there are so many awesome athletes on that team that we are trying to recruit them for our police force. Penn State players are true patriots of justice and all that is right. That's why they need to be cops, you betcha. I gotta go, my Hot Pockets are done."

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

[The Ancient Enemy]

As you can see, my police connections have scared off the heretics. Go Lions!

[ham55]

haha, quite possibly the best thing ive read in a while...

[HOLLYWOOD]

AE,

What do you know?

[The Ancient Enemy]