Week 14 Predictions
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The Ancient Enemy
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Week 14 Predictions
To usher in the new week of predictions, and as a celebration of the final week of the regular season, The Ancient Enemy has written you a special rap, which may or may not be the Eazy E lyrics from a popular NWA song, only modified slightly.
...straight outta Denton!
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous ************ raisin' he**
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a ****, that's the problem
I see a **********in' cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ***** drivin
but don't know where the **** he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Enemy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless!
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ***** who got shot? **** her!
You think I give a dang about a *****? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever **** with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the ************, straight outta Denton
Here's the scores coming into this week:
TAE (507-221)
DB (508-220)
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
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Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
Shown Above: this is a picture of MLTHUG6. He is friends with my friend Frankie, who was roommates with his good friend from Cincinnati. Take note of this small gentleman, as you will be seeing quite a lot of him as he torches the Toledo Idiots all Thursday night.
"Expanded picks later this week... if a ************ feel like it!"
...straight outta Denton!
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous ************ raisin' he**
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a ****, that's the problem
I see a **********in' cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ***** drivin
but don't know where the **** he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Enemy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless!
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ***** who got shot? **** her!
You think I give a dang about a *****? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever **** with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the ************, straight outta Denton
Here's the scores coming into this week:
TAE (507-221)
DB (508-220)
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
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Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
Shown Above: this is a picture of MLTHUG6. He is friends with my friend Frankie, who was roommates with his good friend from Cincinnati. Take note of this small gentleman, as you will be seeing quite a lot of him as he torches the Toledo Idiots all Thursday night.
"Expanded picks later this week... if a ************ feel like it!"
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Week 14 Predictions
Well, here we are again.. I was down all season, and like the frothing mouthed contender i am, battled back and am now in the lead. The season is far from over though, as conference championships and bowl games loom before us...
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
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Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
MoHo has been givin out beat downs all season, and there is no reason why the trend doesnt continue. No one knows how Toledo averted destruction against BG, but mark my words, it wont happen again. Holla at ya boy, MoHo.. Its title time
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
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Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
MoHo has been givin out beat downs all season, and there is no reason why the trend doesnt continue. No one knows how Toledo averted destruction against BG, but mark my words, it wont happen again. Holla at ya boy, MoHo.. Its title time
Last edited by DeBiceps on September 20th, 2011, 12:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
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The Ancient Enemy
- Official BleacherCoach
- Posts: 7549
- Joined: October 30th, 2004, 2:47 pm
Re: Week 14 Predictions
To usher in the new week of predictions, and as a celebration of the final week of the regular season, The Ancient Enemy has written you a special rap, which may or may not be the Eazy E lyrics from a popular NWA song, only modified slightly.
...straight outta Denton!
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous ************ raisin' he**
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a ****, that's the problem
I see a **********in' cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ***** drivin
but don't know where the **** he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Enemy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless!
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ***** who got shot? **** her!
You think I give a dang about a *****? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever **** with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the ************, straight outta Denton
Here's the scores coming into this week:
TAE (507-221)
DB (508-220)
"Don't let no ******* score fool yall, Enemy a **********in' villain."
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
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Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
Shown Above: this is a picture of MLTHUG6. He is friends with my friend Frankie, who was roommates with his good friend from Cincinnati. Take note of this small gentleman, as you will be seeing quite a lot of him as he torches the Toledo Idiots all Thursday night.
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SATURDAY DECEMBER 4TH, 2004:
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Pittsburgh vs. South Florida:
- Potential upset, as USF is a decent team. Had this been played when it was supposed to have been played, I probably would have taken USF. Although Pitt's defense is rather questionable, expect them to pull this out and then get obliterated by Utah. Go Panthers!
Virginia Tech vs. Miami:
- I took UVA last week, and it cost me. Although Tech is playing as well as anyone right now, you cannot deny Miami when 15 million dollars are on the line. Expect Coker to have the team very ready, and this ends up as another disappointment for the Blacksburg faithful. Miami at home, or away, by 15.
Louisville vs. Tulane:
- Tulane is one of those teams that every now and then shows you that you cannot classify them as an absolute doormat. However, Louisville is playing very exceptional right now and has a devastating offense. As much as I don't like Bobby Petrino, Louisville is a fantastic football team. Cardinals by 30.
Army vs. Navy:
- Won't be awful, but Bobby Ross will cry himself to sleep.
USC vs. UCLA:
- Stupid things happen in stupid rivalry games. This has potential to be a close game, but after the way USC stormed out in that second half last week... They showed why their the best team in the country. Too many weapons, Dorrell is a few years away from challenging, give me USC by 24.
Auburn vs. Tennessee:
- Something tells me this is going to be a different story the second time around. But, when you have a minor instinct, dismiss it based on coaching. Don't take Fullmer in a big game. Auburn will run wild on another mediocre Tennessee team that is very over-rated, as usual.
California vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Like I said about Pitt and USM... if it was played when it should have been played, it would be a different story. USM was playing strong ball, Almond went down, the team followed suit. Almond came back, but the team didn't. A few jumbled games later, USM may or may not be back on track after beating a quality UAB squad. Cal has beaten no one, but they'll get the win here. They are an exceptional team, have many very good players, but they simply have not beaten anyone good.
Colorado vs. Oklahoma:
- Gary Barnett won the Big 12 North coach of the year. That is unbelievable, considering that Colorado is absolutely terrible, and after what went down with that team. As much as I think Dan McCarney should have been fired 5 years ago at least, his team got some press, which is more than I can say about any of those other North bums. OU by 70.
Michigan State vs. Hawaii:
- Take the Chisel at home. Go Warriors.
...straight outta Denton!
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous ************ raisin' he**
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a ****, that's the problem
I see a **********in' cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ***** drivin
but don't know where the **** he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Enemy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless!
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ***** who got shot? **** her!
You think I give a dang about a *****? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever **** with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the ************, straight outta Denton
Here's the scores coming into this week:
TAE (507-221)
DB (508-220)
"Don't let no ******* score fool yall, Enemy a **********in' villain."
===================
THURSDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2004:
===================
Toledo vs. Miami Ohio:
Shown Above: this is a picture of MLTHUG6. He is friends with my friend Frankie, who was roommates with his good friend from Cincinnati. Take note of this small gentleman, as you will be seeing quite a lot of him as he torches the Toledo Idiots all Thursday night.
=====================
SATURDAY DECEMBER 4TH, 2004:
=====================
Pittsburgh vs. South Florida:
- Potential upset, as USF is a decent team. Had this been played when it was supposed to have been played, I probably would have taken USF. Although Pitt's defense is rather questionable, expect them to pull this out and then get obliterated by Utah. Go Panthers!
Virginia Tech vs. Miami:
- I took UVA last week, and it cost me. Although Tech is playing as well as anyone right now, you cannot deny Miami when 15 million dollars are on the line. Expect Coker to have the team very ready, and this ends up as another disappointment for the Blacksburg faithful. Miami at home, or away, by 15.
Louisville vs. Tulane:
- Tulane is one of those teams that every now and then shows you that you cannot classify them as an absolute doormat. However, Louisville is playing very exceptional right now and has a devastating offense. As much as I don't like Bobby Petrino, Louisville is a fantastic football team. Cardinals by 30.
Army vs. Navy:
- Won't be awful, but Bobby Ross will cry himself to sleep.
USC vs. UCLA:
- Stupid things happen in stupid rivalry games. This has potential to be a close game, but after the way USC stormed out in that second half last week... They showed why their the best team in the country. Too many weapons, Dorrell is a few years away from challenging, give me USC by 24.
Auburn vs. Tennessee:
- Something tells me this is going to be a different story the second time around. But, when you have a minor instinct, dismiss it based on coaching. Don't take Fullmer in a big game. Auburn will run wild on another mediocre Tennessee team that is very over-rated, as usual.
California vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Like I said about Pitt and USM... if it was played when it should have been played, it would be a different story. USM was playing strong ball, Almond went down, the team followed suit. Almond came back, but the team didn't. A few jumbled games later, USM may or may not be back on track after beating a quality UAB squad. Cal has beaten no one, but they'll get the win here. They are an exceptional team, have many very good players, but they simply have not beaten anyone good.
Colorado vs. Oklahoma:
- Gary Barnett won the Big 12 North coach of the year. That is unbelievable, considering that Colorado is absolutely terrible, and after what went down with that team. As much as I think Dan McCarney should have been fired 5 years ago at least, his team got some press, which is more than I can say about any of those other North bums. OU by 70.
Michigan State vs. Hawaii:
- Take the Chisel at home. Go Warriors.
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Week 14 Predictions
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SATURDAY DECEMBER 4TH, 2004:
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Pittsburgh vs. South Florida:
- I cannot believe the Pitt Panthers are a win away from a BCS bid. I guess i gotta pick them, but oh how sweet it would be if they lost. Panthers
Virginia Tech vs. Miami:
- The game is AT Miami, Miami his Miami's players playing, and Miami has Miami's coach Larry Coker coaching them? Any questions? Canes by 24
Louisville vs. Tulane:
- Lousiville has been destroying people ever since their loss to the U, and why should it be any different here? Tulane is crap, Lousiville isnt. Non Crap blows out Crap every time.
Army vs. Navy:
- Navy
USC vs. UCLA:
- USC got somethin Bruin for UCLA.. Its time to cap off a perfect season, trojans.
Auburn vs. Tennessee:
- Tenakey couldnt beat Auburn when they WERE healthy. Fast forward a few weeks and the Vols are down to their 3rd string QB and were takin to the absolutle limit agaisnt Kentucky. Auburn by 50.
California vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Cal is just too good.
Colorado vs. Oklahoma:
- This one has potential to get reaaaal ugly, as Bob Stoops will do everything in his power to pack on as many points as possible to ensure a orange bowl bid. When i say oklahoma by at LEAST 8 touchdowns, i'm not being sarcastic
Michigan State vs. Hawaii:
- Timmy, win, and you got one more. Do it for your fans, man.. Do it for your fans. Hawaii
SATURDAY DECEMBER 4TH, 2004:
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Pittsburgh vs. South Florida:
- I cannot believe the Pitt Panthers are a win away from a BCS bid. I guess i gotta pick them, but oh how sweet it would be if they lost. Panthers
Virginia Tech vs. Miami:
- The game is AT Miami, Miami his Miami's players playing, and Miami has Miami's coach Larry Coker coaching them? Any questions? Canes by 24
Louisville vs. Tulane:
- Lousiville has been destroying people ever since their loss to the U, and why should it be any different here? Tulane is crap, Lousiville isnt. Non Crap blows out Crap every time.
Army vs. Navy:
- Navy
USC vs. UCLA:
- USC got somethin Bruin for UCLA.. Its time to cap off a perfect season, trojans.
Auburn vs. Tennessee:
- Tenakey couldnt beat Auburn when they WERE healthy. Fast forward a few weeks and the Vols are down to their 3rd string QB and were takin to the absolutle limit agaisnt Kentucky. Auburn by 50.
California vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Cal is just too good.
Colorado vs. Oklahoma:
- This one has potential to get reaaaal ugly, as Bob Stoops will do everything in his power to pack on as many points as possible to ensure a orange bowl bid. When i say oklahoma by at LEAST 8 touchdowns, i'm not being sarcastic
Michigan State vs. Hawaii:
- Timmy, win, and you got one more. Do it for your fans, man.. Do it for your fans. Hawaii