The Nightmares are REAL

[The Ancient Enemy]

Ladies, today, the Seton Hall Pirates picked up their first Big East win, downing the ever powerful Scarlet Knights of Rutgers, 74-58, in what was a bigger moment in local history than Washington crossing the Delaware. This moment in New Jersey history, however, isn't putting smiles on every face that hears the news. No, Pitt fans are swarming Wal-Mart for sleeping pills already. My hinting around at Pitt losing to the helpless Pirates in an upcoming game was all cool and fun back when Seton Hall was playing like crap. Those days have come and gone, and now with a little momentum, combined with the fact that Pitt is atrocious, Panther faithfuls are starting to get that itch, can't sleep at night, and are in a cold sweat. Pitt has the uncanny ability to lose to every bad team on the planet. Rumor around Oakland is that Pitt has already cancelled their games for next season with IUP-Punxatawney and the University of Dunlo. All because of FEAR.

Here's a picture of Seton Hall vs. Pittsburgh:



WELCOME TO PAIN.

[El-Moldo]

Pitt has the uncanny ability to lose to every bad team on the planet? Guess, then, that Penn State must be from urANUS.