Republicans Nominate the Ultimate Warrior 2008

[The Ancient Enemy]

"When all the moons of Saturn collide with the forces of David Duke and George Bush, the spirit of the Warrior is reborn for all the little Warriors!!! The power will be returned to the ultimate one... FOREVER!!!!"

Recently, the new Republican frontrunner to succeed Bush's throne, the Ultimate Warrior, delivered a very awesome speech in Storrs, Connecticut to the student body of UCONN. The Ultimate Warrior was hired by the university as someone who could speak to a wide array of audiences and, you, give a "feel-good" speech without anyone being insulted, anyone feeling unaffected, and everyone going home a champion.


The Ultimate Warrior, shown above, clotheslining homosexuality.

The Warrior did none of those 3 things. What he DID do, was cause a near riot. He delivered a very good speech that was both racist and homophobic. Now, before we go any further (not that any further thought needs put into this) we need to understand something here. Apparently, whoever brought in the Warrior (you can call him just 'Warrior'... why?... BECAUSE HE HAD HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO "WARRIOR"!!!) put absolutely no thought into this action of hiring him for a night. Looks good, right? I mean, here's a guy who obviously did steroids, was a WWF Champion when we were kids, and is a hero to young kids just like Mr. T. and all that.


Shown Above: The Ultimate Warrior gorilla-presses a black sympathizer

I am not ashamed to admit that I have a very, very lengthy past of being obsessed with professional wrestling. I have watched it since I was a kid. Nowadays, I watch it maybe once a month or two, and I always watch WrestleMania every year. I got bored with it, as did many others, because the WWF bought WCW (competition) and has become very stale with creating new characters. The old ones are just old now, and most of them from my youth are dead. But, through all of this, I highly doubt the WWE could ever hire a guy who is as INSANE as the Ultimate Warrior. The Warrior has a website where he gives advice and wisdom to people who should be considered legally retarded. Not only does this guy make up his own words, he makes zero sense whatsoever. He is insane. He has shot so many thousands of steroids injections into his body that he has gotten to the point of making up his own words. Think about that for a second. Wrestling fans know of the Warrior's post-wrestling exploits, and know that he has some serious mental problems. So why not just hire him for a speech without looking into it? It's not that he's a Republican. It's that tthey brought him in without finding out ANYTHING about him.

Here's some links to the article I found on a wrestling site:

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005/ar ... 865902.php

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005/ar ... 866705.php

Southpaw and Moldo already have Warrior 08 signs in their yards.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Here's an update on the issue.

Link safe for work but not for humanity:
http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005/ar ... 888226.php

[D-nice]

david duke is not a respected republican leader, unlike robert bird who presided as grand wizard of the K.K.K!!!! and now is a respescted democrat leader. liberals are hypocites. abortions are cool, but killing murders is not.

[LionPride]

I believe that it was Pelosi who said she just loves Bob "KKK" Byrd. If a Republican spoke up a fellow Repuplican like that (one that had less than desirable ties in the past) he'd probably lose his majority leadership position.

Oh wait, that did happen.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Are we really gonna gripe on the technicalities here? I said David Duke because he was in the KKK. Who cares what party he was from!!!

And yes D-nice, "killing murders" is is not cool! That must be some slash-metal band I haven't heard of yet.

FEEL THE POWER '08!!!!!

[DCPassarelli]

That was well over 50 years ago. Why the hell are we arguing this anyway? The article written was funny as hell. Why can't we leave it at that or add on to it's hilarity? Props to TAE for the article. Sound's like something that was off of somethingawful.

I really like how people pick out something about someone's past life and pick at it like a scab until it becomes all festered and nasty. I bet you were screaming bloody murder when the liberals pointed out Bush's criminal record.

Also, you called liberals hypocrates. Here you bible thumpers keep talking about religion yet you can't seem to forgive anyone. Practice what you preach.

[ham55]

Yes, he was, the last paragraph of the article was devoted to his totally to his use and the effect it has on his brain. Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

[LionPride]

[quote="DCPassarelli";p="87848"]That was well over 50 years ago. Why the hell are we arguing this anyway? The article written was funny as hell. Why can't we leave it at that or add on to it's hilarity? Props to TAE for the article. Sound's like something that was off of somethingawful.

I really like how people pick out something about someone's past life and pick at it like a scab until it becomes all festered and nasty. I bet you were screaming bloody murder when the liberals pointed out Bush's criminal record.

Also, you called liberals hypocrates. Here you bible thumpers keep talking about religion yet you can't seem to forgive anyone. Practice what you preach.[/quote]

This is exactly what happened to Trent Lott over his comments at a Strom Thurmond b-day celebration. Yet, I don't recall anyone condemning the media and Democratic outrage over that. The same players that brag up Robert "KKK" Byrd are the same ones that ran to the nearest microphone to beat down Lott. Double standard maybe? This is just another prime example of the hyprocacy of the Democratic party and the liberal media.

[TheAnalyst]

Do you think God forgives people who don't believe they did anything wrong and don't ask for forgiveness?

[El-Moldo]

Does God just give blanket forgiveness to a rapist who doesn't ask for it?