They Call Me the Workin' Man / Maestro turns the tables

[The Ancient Enemy]

Here's something you rednecks never thought you'd see me type: I am on my way to work. That's right, women. Your Literary Hero has been labeled on here and Lhsports as a draft dodger, a coward, anti-American, a homosexual, an atheist, etc etc etc. Well, I am on my way to Arlington to make 8.50 an hour under the table, packing bolts for the United States Army, specifically for the troops in Iraq. So, Republican zealot patriots, what have YOU done to help the troops in Iraq? I'm not talkin' about putting a magnet on your car, I'm talkin' actually doing some hands-on work. Rut-row!

I think a lil' Rush will be in the CD player on the way down 35.

[Pale Rider]

The only RUSH you need to listen to is on the radio between Noon and 3. Get RIGHT with the program! FYI, you already know I served my 6 with the PARNG back in the 70's. Age, and a soon-to-be-operated-on knee would preclude Uncle Sam wanting any part of my white hiney in a uniform. Did they pick you for your knowledge of fasteners in general? Or bolts in particular? Maybe your association with nuts. LOL!

[The Ancient Enemy]

HE'S FAKING A KNEE INJURY FOR SYMPATHY.

[ham55]

8.50 under the table... not to bad my friend...

[count2infinity]

while he's helping out with the war, he's not getting taxed for his work...good job TAE, way to help out America, we're all very proud of you!

[DCPassarelli]

Our government gets way to much in taxes anyway. I doubt they will miss TAE's money, but then again thats the IRS.

[TheAnalyst]

I right there with the Rush TAE. Are you Bleachercoaches Tom Sawyer?

[The Ancient Enemy]

You mean "The Modern Day Warrior" that messed with Pale Rider? I know not of this Modern Day Warrior you speak of. haha