US first step to world domination

[El-Moldo]

Look. After the Great Potato Famine of 1845, we welcomed the Irish to our country with open arms. Sure, they beat up alot of people when they got here, but we welcomed them here none-the-less. They owe us one.

[El-Moldo]

An Irishman goes into a hardware store and buys a chainsaw. The salesman tells him it will cut down 50 trees. The Irishman goes home, and after cutting down 40 trees he just can't cut down anymore. So he goes back to the store and complains to the salesman. "You told me this would cut down 50 trees, but I could only cut down 40," he complained. The salesman takes the chainsaw, pulls the cord and it starts right up. vvvv vvvvv VVVVRRRMMMM!!!!!!! The Irishman jumps back in amazement. "Holly Jeebies," he shouts. "What the hell is all that noise"!

[flybynight]

i dunno, sounds more like a polish joke to me

[fleaflicker]

Hey Moldo, maybe they owe us one as in a favor, but it still doesn't mean we should be taking away their rights. Just because I lend you my lawnmower or let you stay at my house during a bad time doesn't mean I can go snooping around yours because 'you owe me one.'

[El-Moldo]

Look. Do you know how much inconvience we Americans are put through every St. Patrick's Day? People want off work. Drunkin' driving in the evening. Why the traffic congestion alone in major cities that hold St. Patrick's Day parades is amazing, in fact down right intolerable. They owe us one..... BIGTIME!!!

[flybynight]

know what would be a dirty trick, breed snakes in ireland and let them loose

[Gunner18]

...or enact a prohibition :lol:

[flybynight]

it would kill them

[Gunner18]

yea but itd be funny as heck to see a sober irishman!

[flybynight]

it makes you wonder..... does boose effect hair pigment