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I'm thinking Elmer Fudd as a conservative candidate. Surely he believes in 2nd amendment rights.

Elmer Fudd does sound like a familiar conservative candidate. You got a guy who struggles with the English language, hunting for someone he can't catch and committed to the cause. Would that make Bugs Bunny Osama Bin Laden?

Ha ha, now that was funny, I don't care who you are! Very witty, that runner.

that was the most hilarious thing i have ever read

all good suggestions and i will offer them to the class and see which one comes out on top...please feel free to add more to the list! we do not do nominations until tuesday next week

well everyone our party name is the PIRATE party (People's Interests Regarded As Top Essentials) that may help a bit...nominations are tomorrow for the candidate so i will check in the morning for any new suggestions

ok ladies and gents...here are the nominations for our class:

Captain Crunch (cereal box man)
Robin Hood (this one is kinda obvious)
Chilly Willy (that cool little penguin guy)
Tinker Bell (don't know who nominated her)
Rafiki (monkey guy from lion king)

those are the one's that are on the ballot...any suggestions?

[quote="count2infinity";p="76550"]ok ladies and gents...here are the nominations for our class:

Captain Crunch (cereal box man)
Robin Hood (this one is kinda obvious)
Chilly Willy (that cool little penguin guy)
Tinker Bell (don't know who nominated her)
Rafiki (monkey guy from lion king)

those are the one's that are on the ballot...any suggestions?[/quote]

Gotta go with Rafiki there. Wise old man, doesn't get too excited. Although he may be better suited as a Chief of Staff.

pary names and candidates are now set...

Major Parties:
The Greek Party- Hercules
The Old School Party-Snoopy

Minor Party:
The Pirate Party- Captain Crunch

The Greek Party? okay..... (didja see "Alexander?")

Just what the h-e double hockey sticks are yunz kids doin' in that school today?! You should be learning vast quantities of useless dates instead of doing something that makes you think. Your teacher sounds dangerously subversive to me. Sounds like a class for young liberals in the making. I think I better call someone on the school board....

Next thing you know yunz'll be on Bleacher Coaches making all sorts of radical statements.

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Next thing you know you'll be using that Jon Stewart book as your text.