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I only read Friday Night Lights 6 times and I only own 3 Madden games. Funny how I'm the only kid from my HS class that in one capacity or another has extended his football career to the college level. Like Iceman Parson's used to say: "IT BE'S DAT WAYS SOMETIMES."



Besides, Weapon X, I had such a special bond with my HS basketball coach that I did not want to diminish our deep friendship by participating in another sport!!!

Yes, he pays taxes even if he isn't a citizen. I'm guessing he couldn't apply for citizenship himself because of age. You may have to be 18. His father could have done it if he was a citizen. It takes a couple of years to get it once the paperwork is started if you can pass the test, which is a joke. There are special visas for athletes. But he should be an alien permanent resident by this time anyway. He just wouldn't have some of the other benefits of being a citizen, like voting.

I'm sorry but I have to let everyone know the truth. Analyst has this info because of the Russian mail-order bride operation he is running out of the Best Way Pizza parking lot.

Hey now, get your facts straight. They are Czech women. I keep them hidden in The Fort. It has many uses.

Do you need another date for the prom?

TAE.

Did you play football in school and what position did you play?

End, guard and tackle. He sat on the end of the bench, guarded the water bucket, and tackled anyone who came near it.

Original. New. Funny.

As if we all haven't heard that joke 1,000 times over.

I heard Moldy was the best tight end on the freshman shower squad.

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Give him some credit, it's been a hard couple of days for him after Tamba Hali was drafted in the first round.