Ten Commandments According To Barry

[vman]

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate)

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

[southpaw]

Let's hope Barry wanders for four years in the wilderness.

[once a runner]

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate) Does this mean the GOP is going to challenge God's authority to being the almighty?

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. I can't believe that Obama hasn't passed any laws taking down the statues of Reagan yet!

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. We all know how profanity works...if someone says it enough it loses its effect. Ann Coulter said his middle name so many times it lost all meaning.

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. I'm pretty sure that was a commandment long before Obama came along.By the way, have your taxes gone up during Obama's term?

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. We shouldn't discriminate against the elderly like that...we should let ALL the uninsured die with indignity as well....wait, we already do that... never mind.

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. Yes, we need to let the pro-lifers be in charge of the death penalty, manufacturing wars that kill thousands, and letting the uninsured cancer patients die because they are just too dang lazy.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. You must have been thinking of Gary Hart when you wrote this one.... or was it Eliot Spitzer? It couldn't have been David Vitter, Mark Sanford, Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, or John Ensign. You're right, it does appear to be a double standard.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. Hey why didn't the GOP do anything about the illegal immigrants when they had they chance?

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. I must have missed something, what laws has Obama signed into law that discriminate against any of these groups?

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. When you say heavy tax burden, you mean the way it was in the 50's under Eisenhower? You've heard about the 50's I'm sure. Inflation was low, unemployment was low, most households had just a single wage earner and the top tax rate was 90%. The economy was in great shape. Those were the days, right?

[Goodwill]

Yeah OAR the United States in a horrible place and should be punished for all the wrong doings of its past and present. This capitalist thing just is working and I pledge to follow the leader into a new socialist motherland to new glory in which I don't have to work and have everything I want.