I hope all you Nitters have comcast.....

[Crimson09Crazy]

All Pitt, all the time. Pitt's getting their own channel for anyone with Comcast in Western and Central PA.


Enjoy.

[abpk2903]

Sweet.

[KirkHerbstreit]

Crap too bad only 130 people have the channel. But wow this channel would be really worth having Comcast for if they had a call in show during the year. I love hearing Pitt fans try to reason things out, then realizing later that they really overvalued their team. Classic Comedy.

[frostlion]

There already is a Comedy Central channel. Why the need for another?

[WPIAL~Titan]

What?? PSU doesn't have their own channel? That can't be true.

For those of you who want comedy material, these FACTS would make for much higher ratings on a Comedy Network. I think I'll send Comedy Central this list, along with game video of JOKEpa's "little problem" with his pants at tOSU a few years back:


2009 YouTube...Check out Navarro Bowman, Who needs the NFL??? He's already a star!!!...

2009 USA Today Princeton Review Rates Penn State #1 - Party school that is - Also ranked high in lowest number of study hours, This confims a historic trend of high dui rates for fans and team members

2009 MyEspn - Player kicked off team after DUI - what's interesting is the author points out - "Other Penn State players have done worse things and remained on the team" It depends where you sit on the depth chart http://myespn.go.com/blogs/bigten/0-3-6 ... rrest.html

2008 Fulmer Cup - Independent tracking of the "Criminal element in college football" has State Penn 3rd on the all time list - INDEED, PSU IS A DYNASTY!
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index ... up_Dynasty

2008 Comcast.net - Even the State Penn mascot is arrested for DUI - isn't he part of the team?
http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports- ... Mascot-DUI

2008 Princeton Review - Looks like State Penn is again climbing in rankings as a party school - Back to #3 -The arrests aren't working
http://campuslife.suite101.com/article. ... r_20082009

2008 Excerpts from ESPN report "Outside the line " on Penn State's out of control football program - too many stories on this.
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/vid ... Id=3506616

2007 The Bleacher Reports on Penn State scandals
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2807 ... erno-to-go

2007 Fulmer Cup - Independent tracking of the "criminal element in college football" - State Penn finished 2nd for the year
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index ... r_Cup_2007

2007 The Observer On Line - State Penn Fan writes apology to Notre Dame Fans
http://media.www.ndsmcobserver.com/medi ... 8585.shtml

2007 WJAC TV report on Utube Penn State fans attack on OSU fans - State Penn classy fans part 3
http://www.wjactv.com/news/14471525/det ... n&psp=news

2007 The Daily Collegian - State Penn no longer #2 Party School - evidently the arrests are having an effect
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/20 ... u_6th.aspx

2006 JoePa Craps out - sets Record for pooping his pants in front of millions during Ohio State loss.
http://www.fanblogs.com/penn_state/006611.php

2006 Center Daily Times report on Paturdo suggesting the woman asked for it in an assault by a football player
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/35 ... index.html

2005 FanBlog report from station WBNS-TV about State Penn Administration apologizing for the fan attack on the OSU band - State Penn classy fans part 2
http://www.fanblogs.com/penn_state/005882.php

2005 Sports Ilustrated.com Story of Paturdo's out of touch with reality.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/w ... index.html

2002 New York Times article reminding Paturdo what a hypocrit he is to critisize calls
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.h ... rno,%20Joe

2001 New York Times article on the threats to Black students at State Penn
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.h ... yt&emc=rss

2001 Student group at State Penn details racist activity directed toward black football players and students - State Penn classy fans part 1
http://www.clubs.psu.edu/up/sayar/rpsux.htm

2001 Daily Collegian reports on Riots following the LOSS to Temple. (Note the reference to the Summer riots of 1998 ,2000)
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/20 ... 01cm-9.asp

...and now the list...now 70 and counting (most recent students of the month in bold)...

STATE PENN HONOR ROLL

1. Maurice Humphrey, Arrest, Assault & Prison - Guilty
2. Maurice Humphrey - Probation Violation - Guilty
3. Maurice Humphrey - Fake ID Probation Violation - Guilty
4. Tyler Reed - Drunk in Public Summary Charge - Guilty
5. Andrew Richardson - Drunk in Public Summary Charge - Guilty
6. Rashard Casey - Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
7. Anwar Phillips - Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
8. T.C. Cosby - Arrest, Assault, - Acquitted
9. Michael Robinson - Ice-Rink Fight - Summary Charge
10. Lavon Chisley - Arrest, Sexual Assault, - Dismissed
11. Paul Jefferson - Drunk In Public Summary Charge - Guilty
12. Ed Johnson - Ice-rink fight Summary Charge - Guilty
13. Matthew Rice - Ice-rink fight - Summary Charge - Guilty
14. John Bronson, Arrest, Assault, - Dismissed
15. Jeremy Kapinos - Drunk in public - Summary Charge
16. Tom McHugh - Hitting a woman - Summary Charge
17. Tony Johnson - Arrest, DUI - Guilty
18. Richard Cheek - Arrest, Stolen Credit Card - Guilty
19. Yaacov Isreal - DUI, - Guilty
20. Dan Drogan - DUI Leaving Accident, - Guilty
21. Dethrell Garcia - DUI, - Guilty
22. Scott Paxson - Criminal Mischief, Summary Charge - Guilty
23. E.Z. Smith - Drunk in public - Summary Charge - Guilty
24. R.J. Luke - Arrest Assault, - Acquitted
25. Damone Jones - Unknown Charges - Dismissed From School
26. Mike Sothern - Terroristic Disorderly Criminal Mischief - Guilty
27. Mike Sothern - Criminal Mischief Expelled - Guilty
28. EZ Smith - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
29. Scott Paxson - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
30. Tyler Reed - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
31. Andrew Richardson - Criminal Mischief Summary Charge - Guilty
32. Ed Johnson - Sexual Misconduct Arrest - Guilty
34. Dan Connor - Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge - Guilty
35. Nolan MCready - Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge - Guilty
36. Jim Kanuch - Criminal Mischief Summary Phone Charge - Guilty
37. Paul Cronin - Drunk In Public Summary Charge - Guilty
38. Scott Paxson - Sexual Assault & Aggravated Indecent Charge - Guilty
39. Francis Claude - Arrest At Bar Disorderly Conduct - Guilty
40. Ed Johnson - Failed Drug Test Condition of Parole - Guilty
41. Lavon Chisley - Murder Charge - Guilty Life Sentence
42. Anthony P. Scirrotto - Burglary, criminal trespass, criminal solicitation, simple assault, harassment. - Guilty
43. Joe Paterno - Public defecation - no charges
44. Chris I. Baker - Burglary, criminal trespass criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment.- Guilty
45. Jerome A. Hayes - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. - Dismissed
46. Justin King - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. - Dismissed
47. Tyrell A. Sales - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment - Dismissed
48. Lydell R. Sargeant - Criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment - Dismissed
49. Andrew Quarless - Underage Drinking - Guilty
50. Willie Harriot - Underage Drinking - Guilty
51. Austin Scott - Rape, Drugs - Charges dropped
52. Joe Suhey - Underage Drinking - Guilty
53. Ryan Breen - Underage Drinking - Guilty,
54. Joe Paterno - Road Rage - No Charges
55. Chris Baker - Felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, - Pending.
56. Navarro Bowman - Felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, - Guilty
57. Knowledge Timmons - Disorderly conduct and defiant trespass - Guilty
58. Tyrell Sales - Disorderly conduct and criminal tresspass - Pending
59. Chris Bell - Terroristic threats, assault, recklessly endangering another person, disorderly conduct andharassment - pending
60. Gerald Smith - felony drug charges - pending
61. Phil Taylor - disorderly conduct - Guilty
62. MauriceEvans - Drug possession - pending
63. Abe Koroma - Drug possession - pending
64. James D Sheep (Team Mascot) - DUI - pending
65. Jaed Odric - disorderly conduct
66. Navarro Bowman - Parole violation - failure to perform community service, drug usage - guilty
67. James MacDonald - DUI
68. Isaaco Poti - DUI
69. Glenn Carson - Underage drinking , public drunkenness (not on the team but a recruit)
70. Zordich - DUI

[El-Moldo]

Speaking of Paterno and his pants, if PSU does get their own channel, it should be called the comode-y channel.

[retro1530]

There already is a Comedy Central channel. Why the need for another?

Possibly my favorite line ever on Bleachercoaches. Good work.

[El-Moldo]

Wow! You're not hard to please.

[retro1530]

Wow! You're not hard to please.

There would be more nominees if half the posts on here didn't consist of Titan's list.

[frostlion]

Perhaps Pitt deserves to be on the History Channel, for then we might get some insight as to how that mythical panel of college football experts awarded them all of those "national championships."