Week 13 Predictions
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Week 13 Predictions
It's a dead tie, folks. Here's the scores:
TAE (489-212)
DB (489-212)
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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
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Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- BGU is playing the best football out of all D-1A schools right now, and expect them to thrash the inconsistent Rockets. Unfortunately, this game is away, so BGU will not be sporting straight orange. That makes daddy sad.
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- George O'Leary goes 0-11. Next year, they'll pick things up, and go 1-10, that is, if they play East Carolina. Kent State "hummin" up a ruckus.
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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
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UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Rutgers has no offense. None. And the defense plays worse every week. I am totally disgusted with this team, they had a perfect opportunity to step up. UCONN by 15.
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- I would probably like to see Pitt win this game, but I think WVU has too much to prove. Next year, Pitt wins the brawl. This year, WVU has more to play for than a simple rivalry. Gotta take the Mountaineers.
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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
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Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Too close to even call. This is a flip of the coin. The Big 12 north is such a joke. I guess I'll take Colorado.
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- LSU wins again, but a very possible upset.
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- Sorry, Mike Stoops. Giraffe Neck rolls into Tucson and throws for 400.
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- At Austin. Texas must win this game, and they are undefeated at home. UT has been relying on late-game comebacks to win against both Oklahoma State and the mighty Kansas Jayhawks. Tough call. Too tough of a call for so many wings to be in jeopardy. I have faith in Dennis Francione, he's a better coach than Mack Brown, and I'll take A&M in the upset.
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TAE (489-212)
DB (489-212)
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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
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Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- BGU is playing the best football out of all D-1A schools right now, and expect them to thrash the inconsistent Rockets. Unfortunately, this game is away, so BGU will not be sporting straight orange. That makes daddy sad.
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- George O'Leary goes 0-11. Next year, they'll pick things up, and go 1-10, that is, if they play East Carolina. Kent State "hummin" up a ruckus.
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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
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UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Rutgers has no offense. None. And the defense plays worse every week. I am totally disgusted with this team, they had a perfect opportunity to step up. UCONN by 15.
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- I would probably like to see Pitt win this game, but I think WVU has too much to prove. Next year, Pitt wins the brawl. This year, WVU has more to play for than a simple rivalry. Gotta take the Mountaineers.
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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
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Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Too close to even call. This is a flip of the coin. The Big 12 north is such a joke. I guess I'll take Colorado.
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- LSU wins again, but a very possible upset.
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- Sorry, Mike Stoops. Giraffe Neck rolls into Tucson and throws for 400.
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- At Austin. Texas must win this game, and they are undefeated at home. UT has been relying on late-game comebacks to win against both Oklahoma State and the mighty Kansas Jayhawks. Tough call. Too tough of a call for so many wings to be in jeopardy. I have faith in Dennis Francione, he's a better coach than Mack Brown, and I'll take A&M in the upset.
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Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Week 13 Predictions
How's it feel, TAE? How does it feel?
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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
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Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- Bowling Green is mega sweet, and in the absence of their sweet uniforms they stil have the white jerseys accenting those gorgeous helments
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- Kent State has done me good thus far.. Lets wrap it up, fellas
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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
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UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Wal-Mart-T-Shirt! Ch-Ch-Ch-chch. Huskies
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- WVU is on the verge of being Knocked out.. out of the Big east title picture, BCS bid.. everythign.. Guess what you dont wanna play when you're on the ropes? A over acheiving quarterback with an exceptional cast around him. Pitt by 7
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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
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Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Nebraska is absolutly disgusting.. You see, like florida state, i used to hate them because they were so good. Those 2 teams are getting to the point that they lose so much i dont even care.. where in past years if one of the "giants" lost i'd urinate in my pants. Go buffs
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- Bayou Bangles rubbin the 'back's dirty faces in the ground
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- ASU
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- Cedric Benson is the best running back in the country.. and the way Texas hasnt absolutly dropped the ball like they usually do after an oklahoma loss puts them in position for a big money bowl in january. Resiliance and toughness are two things you havent seen from texas in recent seasons, and because they have it now.. i'll give them the nod
Texas by 13
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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
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Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- Bowling Green is mega sweet, and in the absence of their sweet uniforms they stil have the white jerseys accenting those gorgeous helments
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- Kent State has done me good thus far.. Lets wrap it up, fellas
=====================
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
=====================
UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Wal-Mart-T-Shirt! Ch-Ch-Ch-chch. Huskies
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- WVU is on the verge of being Knocked out.. out of the Big east title picture, BCS bid.. everythign.. Guess what you dont wanna play when you're on the ropes? A over acheiving quarterback with an exceptional cast around him. Pitt by 7
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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
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Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Nebraska is absolutly disgusting.. You see, like florida state, i used to hate them because they were so good. Those 2 teams are getting to the point that they lose so much i dont even care.. where in past years if one of the "giants" lost i'd urinate in my pants. Go buffs
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- Bayou Bangles rubbin the 'back's dirty faces in the ground
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- ASU
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- Cedric Benson is the best running back in the country.. and the way Texas hasnt absolutly dropped the ball like they usually do after an oklahoma loss puts them in position for a big money bowl in january. Resiliance and toughness are two things you havent seen from texas in recent seasons, and because they have it now.. i'll give them the nod
Texas by 13
Last edited by DeBiceps on September 20th, 2011, 12:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Week 13 Predictions
It's a dead tie, folks. Here's the scores:
TAE (489-212)
DB (489-212)
=====================
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
=====================
Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- BGU is playing the best football out of all D-1A schools right now, and expect them to thrash the inconsistent Rockets. Unfortunately, this game is away, so BGU will not be sporting straight orange. That makes daddy sad.
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- George O'Leary goes 0-11. Next year, they'll pick things up, and go 1-10, that is, if they play East Carolina. Kent State "hummin" up a ruckus.
=====================
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
=====================
UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Rutgers has no offense. None. And the defense plays worse every week. I am totally disgusted with this team, they had a perfect opportunity to step up. UCONN by 15.
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- I would probably like to see Pitt win this game, but I think WVU has too much to prove. Next year, Pitt wins the brawl. This year, WVU has more to play for than a simple rivalry. Gotta take the Mountaineers.
======================
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
======================
Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Too close to even call. This is a flip of the coin. The Big 12 north is such a joke. I guess I'll take Colorado.
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- LSU wins again, but a very possible upset.
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- Sorry, Mike Stoops. Giraffe Neck rolls into Tucson and throws for 400.
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- At Austin. Texas must win this game, and they are undefeated at home. UT has been relying on late-game comebacks to win against both Oklahoma State and the mighty Kansas Jayhawks. Tough call. Too tough of a call for so many wings to be in jeopardy. I have faith in Dennis Francione, he's a better coach than Mack Brown, and I'll take A&M in the upset.
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SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27th, 2004:
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Memphis vs. South Florida:
- ByWayOMemphazz is currently recording his new album, "Artest-ed Development", which features a dozen jams about the Cow Palace incident. So, that is why our favorite rapper has not been around lately. On a lighter note, expect the Tigers to give the Bulls a C-USA send-off party with a gigantic kick in the rectum.
Wake Forest vs. Maryland:
- When your jerseys are made by Under Armor, there's no reason you shouldn't win every game. Maryland ain't goin' out with a loss to Wazzle Fo'est.
Kentucky vs. Tennessee:
- Special News Update: Results of a recent census taken in Knoxville are in: there are FOUR teeth in the entire city, which is a number that is up from last year. Expect Tennessee to beat the holy bajeebus out of a very, very, very bad UK team.
Virginia vs. Virginia Tech:
- UVA bit a dog on 'he' bum last week, and ain't doin' it again. A Virginia Tech team that is quality is just too good to be true. UVA wins the battle of the sniper state.
Syracuse vs. Boston College:
- Don't trust Everett, and don't trust Boston College. Syracuse by 28.
Missouri vs. Iowa State:
- Here it is: I pick Iowa State for the first time in 3 decades worth of wing battles with DeBiceps. I cannot believe how bad Missouri is!
East Carolina vs. NC State:
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"Oh, hey, Awesome English. I'm just here hangin' out with John Bunting. What's that? Who should you take this week? You come on over here and give your favorite coach a hug."
Mississippi State vs. Mississippi:
- I'll take Ole Miss at home.
Cincinnati vs. Louisville:
- Ol' Gino broke a bone in his hand this week. That means he may not make his 146th career start for the Bearcats. I actually read the doctor's report, and it basically said exactly what you can imagine: when you get into your sixties, your bones start to get brittle. Give me Louisville by 30.
UTEP vs. Tulsa:
- Things about to get a little TEPPid in Tulsa. I don't even know what that means.
Louisiana Tech vs. Rice:
- Look, let me explain this again. Louisiana Tech is a castle. Surrounding that castle is a moat made of RYAN MOATS. You have no answer for Ryan Moats.
UAB vs. Southern Mississippi:
- I know the Southern Missile is a better team than UAB, but they are on a serious slide. When you have a quarterback made of bricks and rocket launchers, combined with a dragon logo, you win football games. Give me the Dragon Wagon by 15.
Tulane vs. TCU:
- I don't like Tulane anymore. I had high hopes for those bums after last season, but now my favorite New Orleans college is New Orleans. Tulane is more like Tu-late, cause it's too late. TCU by 5 at home. If I go see this game, give me TCU by 8.
Georgia Tech vs. Georgia:
- Stupid things happen in stupid games. Tech should get obliterated, but won't. But give me Georgia by 16.
Oklahoma State vs. Texas Tech:
- Bad pass defenses get treated a VIP treatment from Sonny Cumbie: Very Intense Pain. Gotta take Tech. And yes, I'm still angry over the OSU - Texas game.
Fresno State vs. San Jose State:
- Fitz Hill just got fired. So that means SJSU might have a chance to win. Give me Fresno by 35.
Boise State vs. Nevada:
- A lot of people are picking Nevada to win this game, and rumor has it 10,000 Boise fans will be marching to Reno to see this match-up. Can't go against the Broncs yet. Boise by 11.
Notre Dame vs. USC:
- No upset here. USC rolls over another crappy opponent.
Northwestern vs. Hawaii:
- Very tough call. I'm sorry, Timmy, you lost by 90 to Fresno. Northwestern.
TAE (489-212)
DB (489-212)
=====================
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23rd, 2004:
=====================
Bowling Green vs. Toledo:
- BGU is playing the best football out of all D-1A schools right now, and expect them to thrash the inconsistent Rockets. Unfortunately, this game is away, so BGU will not be sporting straight orange. That makes daddy sad.
Kent State vs. Central Florida:
- George O'Leary goes 0-11. Next year, they'll pick things up, and go 1-10, that is, if they play East Carolina. Kent State "hummin" up a ruckus.
=====================
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2004:
=====================
UCONN vs. Rutgers:
- Rutgers has no offense. None. And the defense plays worse every week. I am totally disgusted with this team, they had a perfect opportunity to step up. UCONN by 15.
West Virginia vs. Pittsburgh:
- I would probably like to see Pitt win this game, but I think WVU has too much to prove. Next year, Pitt wins the brawl. This year, WVU has more to play for than a simple rivalry. Gotta take the Mountaineers.
======================
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26th, 2004:
======================
Colorado vs. Nebraska:
- Too close to even call. This is a flip of the coin. The Big 12 north is such a joke. I guess I'll take Colorado.
LSU vs. Arkansas:
- LSU wins again, but a very possible upset.
Arizona State vs. Arizona:
- Sorry, Mike Stoops. Giraffe Neck rolls into Tucson and throws for 400.
Texas A&M vs. Texas:
- At Austin. Texas must win this game, and they are undefeated at home. UT has been relying on late-game comebacks to win against both Oklahoma State and the mighty Kansas Jayhawks. Tough call. Too tough of a call for so many wings to be in jeopardy. I have faith in Dennis Francione, he's a better coach than Mack Brown, and I'll take A&M in the upset.
===================
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27th, 2004:
===================
Memphis vs. South Florida:
- ByWayOMemphazz is currently recording his new album, "Artest-ed Development", which features a dozen jams about the Cow Palace incident. So, that is why our favorite rapper has not been around lately. On a lighter note, expect the Tigers to give the Bulls a C-USA send-off party with a gigantic kick in the rectum.
Wake Forest vs. Maryland:
- When your jerseys are made by Under Armor, there's no reason you shouldn't win every game. Maryland ain't goin' out with a loss to Wazzle Fo'est.
Kentucky vs. Tennessee:
- Special News Update: Results of a recent census taken in Knoxville are in: there are FOUR teeth in the entire city, which is a number that is up from last year. Expect Tennessee to beat the holy bajeebus out of a very, very, very bad UK team.
Virginia vs. Virginia Tech:
- UVA bit a dog on 'he' bum last week, and ain't doin' it again. A Virginia Tech team that is quality is just too good to be true. UVA wins the battle of the sniper state.
Syracuse vs. Boston College:
- Don't trust Everett, and don't trust Boston College. Syracuse by 28.
Missouri vs. Iowa State:
- Here it is: I pick Iowa State for the first time in 3 decades worth of wing battles with DeBiceps. I cannot believe how bad Missouri is!
East Carolina vs. NC State:
-
"Oh, hey, Awesome English. I'm just here hangin' out with John Bunting. What's that? Who should you take this week? You come on over here and give your favorite coach a hug."
Mississippi State vs. Mississippi:
- I'll take Ole Miss at home.
Cincinnati vs. Louisville:
- Ol' Gino broke a bone in his hand this week. That means he may not make his 146th career start for the Bearcats. I actually read the doctor's report, and it basically said exactly what you can imagine: when you get into your sixties, your bones start to get brittle. Give me Louisville by 30.
UTEP vs. Tulsa:
- Things about to get a little TEPPid in Tulsa. I don't even know what that means.
Louisiana Tech vs. Rice:
- Look, let me explain this again. Louisiana Tech is a castle. Surrounding that castle is a moat made of RYAN MOATS. You have no answer for Ryan Moats.
UAB vs. Southern Mississippi:
- I know the Southern Missile is a better team than UAB, but they are on a serious slide. When you have a quarterback made of bricks and rocket launchers, combined with a dragon logo, you win football games. Give me the Dragon Wagon by 15.
Tulane vs. TCU:
- I don't like Tulane anymore. I had high hopes for those bums after last season, but now my favorite New Orleans college is New Orleans. Tulane is more like Tu-late, cause it's too late. TCU by 5 at home. If I go see this game, give me TCU by 8.
Georgia Tech vs. Georgia:
- Stupid things happen in stupid games. Tech should get obliterated, but won't. But give me Georgia by 16.
Oklahoma State vs. Texas Tech:
- Bad pass defenses get treated a VIP treatment from Sonny Cumbie: Very Intense Pain. Gotta take Tech. And yes, I'm still angry over the OSU - Texas game.
Fresno State vs. San Jose State:
- Fitz Hill just got fired. So that means SJSU might have a chance to win. Give me Fresno by 35.
Boise State vs. Nevada:
- A lot of people are picking Nevada to win this game, and rumor has it 10,000 Boise fans will be marching to Reno to see this match-up. Can't go against the Broncs yet. Boise by 11.
Notre Dame vs. USC:
- No upset here. USC rolls over another crappy opponent.
Northwestern vs. Hawaii:
- Very tough call. I'm sorry, Timmy, you lost by 90 to Fresno. Northwestern.
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Week 13 Predictions
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SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27th, 2004:
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Memphis vs. South Florida:
- Bald Bull, here ya go.. Last game before becoming a full fledged Big East member.. Hope you like getting 50 scored on you, cause its about to happen
Wake Forest vs. Maryland:
- Maryland was absolutly HAMMERED by vtech. Now, while Vtech is an outstanding team, the Terps could have tried to make it a little closer. Mistakes cost them their dignity by means of a loss to wake forest
Kentucky vs. Tennessee:
- Kentucky is absolutly terrible. TenAKey by 30
Virginia vs. Virginia Tech:
- Virginia Tech is just way too good. Tech by 2 tds
Syracuse vs. Boston College:
- Boston College has a chance to wrap up the big east AND a bcs bid. Unlike WVU, they wont choke. BC
Missouri vs. Iowa State:
- Mizzou, i pick you, you lose, i pick agasint you, you still lose. The trend continues.. Iowa State
East Carolina vs. NC State:
- Just incase everyone forgot, ECU is the worst program in the country. NCState by 90
Mississippi State vs. Mississippi:
- Croom gets Crooned to sleep.. see ya next year, pal
Cincinnati vs. Louisville:
- Gino Garbasjsdoiealkkljs may sit this one out with cadaracts (spelling?) and brittle bone disease. Too bad, as his last big east start ending a 27 season career may be over. Regardless if he plays or not, Louisville by 40
UTEP vs. Tulsa:
- UTEP doin it for da Groz
Louisiana Tech vs. Rice:
- Not even the spirit of number 8 could help them win this one
UAB vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Because they got the new nickname.. So Missle by 3
Tulane vs. TCU:
- Horned frogs hootin and hollarin cause i just found that hat.
Georgia Tech vs. Georgia:
- Dawgs
Oklahoma State vs. Texas Tech:
- Mr Cumbie, i really really like you. However, i have discovered that you have thrown something like 19 interceptions compared to around 30 tds. That is unnaceptable, even if you are throwing the ball every play. Oklahoma State
Fresno State vs. San Jose State:
- Fresno
Boise State vs. Nevada:
- I seriously want Boise to lose this game so i dont have to waste 3 hours of my life watching them get destroyed in a BCS game... but i gotta pick them
Notre Dame vs. USC:
- So Cal doin it doin it, doin it well
Northwestern vs. Hawaii:
- I want so bad to pick Timmy Chang in his last ever game.. I really do.. But against boise and fresno you lost by a combined 140 some points
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27th, 2004:
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Memphis vs. South Florida:
- Bald Bull, here ya go.. Last game before becoming a full fledged Big East member.. Hope you like getting 50 scored on you, cause its about to happen
Wake Forest vs. Maryland:
- Maryland was absolutly HAMMERED by vtech. Now, while Vtech is an outstanding team, the Terps could have tried to make it a little closer. Mistakes cost them their dignity by means of a loss to wake forest
Kentucky vs. Tennessee:
- Kentucky is absolutly terrible. TenAKey by 30
Virginia vs. Virginia Tech:
- Virginia Tech is just way too good. Tech by 2 tds
Syracuse vs. Boston College:
- Boston College has a chance to wrap up the big east AND a bcs bid. Unlike WVU, they wont choke. BC
Missouri vs. Iowa State:
- Mizzou, i pick you, you lose, i pick agasint you, you still lose. The trend continues.. Iowa State
East Carolina vs. NC State:
- Just incase everyone forgot, ECU is the worst program in the country. NCState by 90
Mississippi State vs. Mississippi:
- Croom gets Crooned to sleep.. see ya next year, pal
Cincinnati vs. Louisville:
- Gino Garbasjsdoiealkkljs may sit this one out with cadaracts (spelling?) and brittle bone disease. Too bad, as his last big east start ending a 27 season career may be over. Regardless if he plays or not, Louisville by 40
UTEP vs. Tulsa:
- UTEP doin it for da Groz
Louisiana Tech vs. Rice:
- Not even the spirit of number 8 could help them win this one
UAB vs. Southern Mississippi:
- Because they got the new nickname.. So Missle by 3
Tulane vs. TCU:
- Horned frogs hootin and hollarin cause i just found that hat.
Georgia Tech vs. Georgia:
- Dawgs
Oklahoma State vs. Texas Tech:
- Mr Cumbie, i really really like you. However, i have discovered that you have thrown something like 19 interceptions compared to around 30 tds. That is unnaceptable, even if you are throwing the ball every play. Oklahoma State
Fresno State vs. San Jose State:
- Fresno
Boise State vs. Nevada:
- I seriously want Boise to lose this game so i dont have to waste 3 hours of my life watching them get destroyed in a BCS game... but i gotta pick them
Notre Dame vs. USC:
- So Cal doin it doin it, doin it well
Northwestern vs. Hawaii:
- I want so bad to pick Timmy Chang in his last ever game.. I really do.. But against boise and fresno you lost by a combined 140 some points