I Crush My Enemies like I Crush the Hashish.

[The Ancient Enemy]

These fine ladies support the fourth-best team in the country.

Deliverance is the kid you see riding on the back of Bevo every week when "his" Texas Longhorns (whom he has ranked #1 and says they are clearly the best team HE'S SEEN) take on their very hapless Big 12 opponents.

So let's take a look at just what games Deliverance has seen. See, he walked right into this one. He knows I have the ESPN GamePlan. Let's take a look at what Texas Longhorns games long-time fan Deliverance has actually seen, from Pennsylvania. I'm curious to see how much credibility he has to talk so much trash like he watches 50 games a weekend.

Here's what the Longhorns have done so far:

2005 Schedule

09/03 La Lafayette W 60-3
09/10 at #4 Ohio St W 25-22
09/17 Rice W 51-10
10/01 at Missouri W 51-20
10/08 Oklahoma W 45-12



Deliverance does not have the ESPN GamePlan.



SEPTEMBER 3rd 2005: http://www.directvsports.com/Subscripti ... 2005_9.htm
Texas vs. LA Lafayette: NOT COVERED EVEN BY GAMEPLAN.

SEPTEMBER 10th 2005:
Texas vs. Ohio State: NATIONAL COVERAGE.

SEPTEMBER 17th 2005:
http://www.directvsports.com/Subscripti ... 2005_9.htm
Texas vs. Rice: NOT COVERED EVEN BY GAMEPLAN.

SEPTEMBER 24th 2005:
Texas off week.

OCTOBER 1st 2005:
http://www.directvsports.com/Subscripti ... 005_10.htm
Texas vs. Missouri: COVERED BY GAMEPLAN, WHICH HE DOESN'T HAVE.

OCTOBER 8th 2005:
Texas vs. Oklahoma: NATIONAL COVERAGE.


So, out of 5 games played by his coverted Longhorns, he had the opportunity to watch 2 of those games: Ohio State, and Oklahoma.

Oh, it gets better.

According to 2 people back home, the OU - Texas Red River Shootout wasn't even on TV!!!

That brings Deliverance's grand total to ONE Texas performance this season, against Ohio State. Hardly the ammunition needed for some of his idiotic, asinine comments, that are not only idiotic and asinine now, now they are also uninformed.

Nice try. You have zero credibility, and will henceforth be ignored. Try watching college football before you start talking sh*t like you have any info to give whatsoever. Better luck next year, doofus.

[deliverance]

Nice try big guy. It's called FOX SPORTS PITTSBURGH. LA LAFAYETTE, ON TV. TEXAS VS. RICE, FOX SPORTS PITTSBURGH. OOPS, YOU WERE WRONG. I SAW THEM BEAT THE HELL OUT OF BOTH THOSE TEAMS. I'VE SEEN 3 OF THE 5. ALSO, I BOUGHT YAHOO SPORTS RADIO LAST WEEK TO LISTEN TO THE TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA GAME. SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW BIG STUD. I'VE SEEN 60% AND LISTENED TO 80%. ALSO, THE MISSOURI GAME I KEPT UP TO DATE WITH ON ESPN PLAY BY PLAY. I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU.

[The Ancient Enemy]

YES!!!! Yahoo radio!!!! And ESPN play by Play, which has a little football move across a field every 30 seconds! That sure as hell shows that the team is awesome! I listened to Yahoo radio!!! It was like I was right there in the game, especially when there's 20 second gaps of silence every other minute!!!

You still haven't told me who Eric Metcalf is! YOU DON'T LIKE TEXAS. OR MINNESOTA. OR THE RAIDERS. OR THE BENGALS.

Another Pitt fan who jumped ship as soon as Texas played Ohio State and Pitt lost to Ohio since the saw the writing on the wall. You have dug yourself such a big hole on this board that you'll never get out of it. You're worse than Hollywood. At least Titan knows when to keep his mouth shut. Get a grip.

[deliverance]

no swearing.... EDIT

You can repost, but without all the swear words. I'm not picking on anyone either. If you see a post, report it. I hadn't even read this thread until I saw that it was marked to be check and sent to the mod forum.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Once again, Yahoo Radio and ESPN's computer coverage of a game, which is a little football moving around every 30 seconds, is not "watching the game". And all those obsenities! Hate you see you get banned from the site like your hero did a little while back. Funny how both of you act like and are from the exact same place. Must be something in well water, since Loysburg doesn't even have running water.

[deliverance]

Once again, I watched RICE vs. TEXAS on FSP. I watched LA-LAFAYETTE vs. TEXAS on FSP. I watched OHIO STATE vs. TEXAS ON NATIONAL TV. THAT IS 3 of the 5. Once again you are wrong. Get it through your head. In case you dont know what FSP is, it's called Fox Sports Pittsburgh. It's a television station out of Pittsburgh that carries a lot of football games. Congrats on looking stupid once again.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Like I said in the other thread, let's pretend FSP carries Texas football so dearly, since there's so many Texas fans in Pittsburgh.

Rice and Lafayette. Rice is 0-5, and Lafayette is a cellar-dweller in the Fun Belt. Tell me how that team is better than USC or Florida State.

Tomorrow night on FSP: An in-depth interview with former Texas stud James Brown. That's on right after the 1976 Texas and Baylor replay.

[fleaflicker]

Even if you did watch those 3 games, the only legitimate measure is ONE GAME. Anybody could beat the crap out of Rice and LA-Lafayette. If PSU beat up Rice and LA-Lafayette that badly, then went and beat Florida State, would you say they were the best team in the nation? No, you'd probably be criticizing them for playing such a weak OOC schedule, even with the Big 10 schedule. Texas played a OOC schedule just as weak, and their conference is even worse this year, and you think they're so great bc they (barely) beat Ohio State, and they beat the stuffing out of LA Lafayette and Rice. PSU has better victories, because they beat Ohio State (by leading the entire second half, and winning by 7) a bit more decisively, they beat two Big East teams, and they beat CMU, which is still better than Rice or LA-Lafayette. Sorry, watching those three games doesn't say much at all.

[ham55]

Guys, he's right, ok. Just leave it at that, that's all there is to it, and he won't back out of a lie. Infact, I think it's impossible for him to back out of now.

[deliverance]

Texas would pound Penn State. You should all know that.