Mark May Releases His Christmas List.
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Mark May Releases His Christmas List.
Dear Santa,
It is your good friend Mark May again. I have tried my best this year and I believe I am a good boy. Last year for Christmas you made my dream come true of ESPN firing Trev Alberts, who disagreed with me all the time, and that is unacceptable. This year, I am asking you for a few things which are easy to get and not terribly numerous.
1. Crack
2. Crack
3. Crack
4. Crack
5. CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACKCRACKCRACKCRACK!!!!!!!!!!
I am on a lot of crack, and I need more crack. Tons and tons of crack!!!!! I need to keep up my image of being on crack, and the only way to do that is to BE ON CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK!!!!! I need to continue to hate on Penn State because I am a Pitt fan, and I need to continue to say intelligent things like Brian Calhoun is as good as Hershel Walker and Marcus Allen. I also need to continue to make crack-induced predictions such as there is "no way" Wisconsin can lose to Penn State, even after the Wisconsin offense has been thoroughly one-dimensional all season and knowing that no single-threat player has ever dominated against a Paterno coached Penn State.
I anxiously await you, Santa, and please put the crack not under the tree but directly into my brain. Thanks!!!
Forever your girl,
- Mark May
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Re: Mark May Releases His Christmas List.
In the spirit of emailing...
Mark, how are you? I am a fellow Pitt fan and college football fan as well. To make this short, I have some questions for you regarding your lack of objectivity towards Penn State. I know you are frustrated with Wanny, as are the rest of us, and I know it is our duty to hate on Paterno and Penn State, but I am a little surprised at some of your opinions towards them. They have a good team, and a great defense. My question is how you came to the opinion of Wisconsin "no way" losing to Penn State, and how you could pick a team who clearly goes to one player way more than they should. I would also like to know the rationale behind comparing Brian Calhoun (basically played in a mere 8-9 games) to NFL Hall of Famers Hershel Walker and Marcus Allen? Your frustration over Wanny at halftime of the Rutgers game was very apparent, and I was actually kinda impressed by you showing your true colors in the midst of a job where you are told to come off as objective. I applaud you for that, and I assure you you are not the only one who is frustrated and irritated with our new coach's ineptitude. But with all that being said, you do have a voice in how things transpire. People really do listen to what you guys have to say, and whenever those people are voters who are either too lazy to watch the games, or do not have the time, they go by what they hear. As much as it pains me to say this, you do have a moral obligation to be objective with Penn State, and everyone else. They've done a heck of a lot more than what any of us thought they would, and their players do deserve to be rewarded for it. I don't like them any more than you do, but you have to be objective. In closing, good luck this week in your picks, and hopefully that mummy Holtz won't keel over on the set.
- Reggie Yochomovich
Mark, how are you? I am a fellow Pitt fan and college football fan as well. To make this short, I have some questions for you regarding your lack of objectivity towards Penn State. I know you are frustrated with Wanny, as are the rest of us, and I know it is our duty to hate on Paterno and Penn State, but I am a little surprised at some of your opinions towards them. They have a good team, and a great defense. My question is how you came to the opinion of Wisconsin "no way" losing to Penn State, and how you could pick a team who clearly goes to one player way more than they should. I would also like to know the rationale behind comparing Brian Calhoun (basically played in a mere 8-9 games) to NFL Hall of Famers Hershel Walker and Marcus Allen? Your frustration over Wanny at halftime of the Rutgers game was very apparent, and I was actually kinda impressed by you showing your true colors in the midst of a job where you are told to come off as objective. I applaud you for that, and I assure you you are not the only one who is frustrated and irritated with our new coach's ineptitude. But with all that being said, you do have a voice in how things transpire. People really do listen to what you guys have to say, and whenever those people are voters who are either too lazy to watch the games, or do not have the time, they go by what they hear. As much as it pains me to say this, you do have a moral obligation to be objective with Penn State, and everyone else. They've done a heck of a lot more than what any of us thought they would, and their players do deserve to be rewarded for it. I don't like them any more than you do, but you have to be objective. In closing, good luck this week in your picks, and hopefully that mummy Holtz won't keel over on the set.
- Reggie Yochomovich