State College the Biggest City in Pa
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State College the Biggest City in Pa
Everyone knows that on gameday, Happy Valley becomes the third largest population base in PA. Well, this weekend Happy Valley is actually the largest population base in the state of PA, because there are 50 million top football prospects hanging out up there right now.
Who all is up there?
Maurice Evans, Andrew Quarless, Lou Elides (was supposed to be at ND), and not Gore Vidal, not Vidal Sassoon, but Vidal Hazelton (supposed to be at UGA), and LeSean McCoy (supposed to be at NC State). Recruits are "flocking to Happy Valley" as Rivals put it. Got Navorro Bowman this week already. Moldo is extremely upset over all of this. He might actually kill himself he is so upset. If you are anywhere near him, watch out for flying objects!!!!
LETTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIONSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Who all is up there?
Maurice Evans, Andrew Quarless, Lou Elides (was supposed to be at ND), and not Gore Vidal, not Vidal Sassoon, but Vidal Hazelton (supposed to be at UGA), and LeSean McCoy (supposed to be at NC State). Recruits are "flocking to Happy Valley" as Rivals put it. Got Navorro Bowman this week already. Moldo is extremely upset over all of this. He might actually kill himself he is so upset. If you are anywhere near him, watch out for flying objects!!!!
LETTTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIONSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Re: State College the Biggest City in Pa
No...

Noooo.....

YEEAHHH YEEAAHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH


Noooo.....

YEEAHHH YEEAAHHHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
This is true!
Navorro and DWill are working the phones!
When it's all said and done: Top one or two recruiting class in the Big Ten.
Navorro and DWill are working the phones!
When it's all said and done: Top one or two recruiting class in the Big Ten.
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Re: State College the Biggest City in Pa
Hey. As long as Connor and Kanuch stay off the phones.
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Re: State College the Biggest City in Pa
That's hilarious.
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Re: State College the Biggest City in Pa
I had heard this is how the calls went
Kanuch/Connor: Dial Number
Caller Answers the phone: Hello
Kanuch/Connor: Yea Is Dee There??
Caller: Dee Who??
Kanuch/Connor: Znuts (Loud Disruptive Laughter In Background Erupts)
Kanuch/Connor: Dial Number
Caller Answers the phone: Hello
Kanuch/Connor: Yea Is Dee There??
Caller: Dee Who??
Kanuch/Connor: Znuts (Loud Disruptive Laughter In Background Erupts)
