A Novel Idea.
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The Ancient Enemy
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A Novel Idea.
Today, our old friend Punxatawney Phil saw his shadow, citing 6 more weeks of winter. I'll bet none of you hometown zeros I mean hometown heroes have ever seen Phil live, and some of you have probably never even seen Groundhog Day, which is in my top 4 movies with Training Day, Judgement Night, and Fright Night.
Top 4, dude.
Wouldn't it be nice if the big metropolis of Pittsburgh had a groundhog too? We could stick him in the worst part of the city so that it would give the decaying area some kind of cultural aspect. That makes Oakland a prime spot for such a cultural revolution, since the culture of Oakland is presently two-fold: 90 point losses to Ohio State, and having a restaurant (The infamous "O") which is singularly credited as being the murder capital of the world.
When asked if he'd be interested in making a sequel, this time featuring a groundhog in Pittsburgh, Bill Murray told me to go to Hell.
But we can't rip off Punxatawney too much, so we need to change the parameters a little bit. How about instead of some whacko in a top hat pulling him out of a tree stump, we get the Grand Wizard of Stupidville to yank him out of the hole in the ground that served as a toilet in that asinine Stephen Foster cabin on the Pitt campus? Instead of six more weeks for winter or the end of winter, Pittsburgh Pete can choose between tacklin' good or runnin' faster.
WannSPLAT shows his tremendous excitement over landing Dorin Dickerson. Kind of a conspicuous pose, Dave.
Top 4, dude.
Wouldn't it be nice if the big metropolis of Pittsburgh had a groundhog too? We could stick him in the worst part of the city so that it would give the decaying area some kind of cultural aspect. That makes Oakland a prime spot for such a cultural revolution, since the culture of Oakland is presently two-fold: 90 point losses to Ohio State, and having a restaurant (The infamous "O") which is singularly credited as being the murder capital of the world.
When asked if he'd be interested in making a sequel, this time featuring a groundhog in Pittsburgh, Bill Murray told me to go to Hell.
But we can't rip off Punxatawney too much, so we need to change the parameters a little bit. How about instead of some whacko in a top hat pulling him out of a tree stump, we get the Grand Wizard of Stupidville to yank him out of the hole in the ground that served as a toilet in that asinine Stephen Foster cabin on the Pitt campus? Instead of six more weeks for winter or the end of winter, Pittsburgh Pete can choose between tacklin' good or runnin' faster.
WannSPLAT shows his tremendous excitement over landing Dorin Dickerson. Kind of a conspicuous pose, Dave.
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Re: A Novel Idea.
so much effort. in a losing cause.
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Re: A Novel Idea.
It takes me about 3 minutes to do that stuff, dude. I consider it time well spent during commercial breaks.
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Re: A Novel Idea.
Frostlion just started the topic "People do not understand". Here's what I can't understand: Why COACH would remove a great topic about PSU basketball because of so-called "PSU bashing", but doesn't remove crap like this. Guess it's o.k. if it's Pitt Bashing, right?
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Re: A Novel Idea.
this is not pitt bashing it is AE having a sexual fantasy.
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deliverance
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He can either post on here or write a book. Neither one are very good. So, in his mind it's time well spent.
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Re: A Novel Idea.
I'm an excellent "righter", how about it, Deliverance?
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Sorry, that was my bad. I was busy scoring 90 points with Kobe.
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Re: A Novel Idea.
Yeah, I beat the Rams 93-0 last night on Madden. lol
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Was it the 2006 game? That game is pretty tough on All-Madden. I love playing with Vince Young on it, though.
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