Yellow Card Misconception.
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The Ancient Enemy
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Yellow Card Misconception.
Friends,
I have been getting a lot of fan mail to my office from a lot of you, requesting info on the yellow-card concept on Bleacher Coaches. Apparently there is a misconception that if you have yellow cards, that means you have done something wrong and are being punished for it. 5 cards and you are banned. None of this could be farther from the truth. As elected mayor of Bleacher Coaches, which I became when I won an election that may or may not have really taken place (who's to say, really?), I feel it is my duty to shed light on the truth.
Many of you who have followed my long and successful BC career and think that I received my yellow cards for immature and childish posts, threats against Hollywood, posting vulgar videos, and swearing all the time. This is simply not the case, as I have never done any of that, much like the cards possessed by longtime BC legends D-nice and El Moldo. The yellow cards are not forms of punishment. They are badges that have been earned and are given as awards for outstanding Bleacher Coaches service. The real quantity of awards you possess CAN go to 5, but the idea of "banning" is simply untrue. When you receive your 5th yellow card, you ascend directly into Heaven. This is why we need to cherish and appreciate our soon to be deceased friend D-nice, who is but 1 step from the glory of God in the afterlife. I encourage all of you who are Pitt fans or Republicans to go above and beyond the call of duty and try very hard to get 5 yellow cards this week.
In conclusion, I want to make it known that as a carrier of yellow cards, much like many others on here, we should be treated as special members and cherished, because we are better than you are, and you should look up to people who are better than you. And also send them money. If you have any further questions, you can send them to send them to the Tribune Democrat, or track me down at the Hickory House Tavern, eating garbage pizza that tastes like cardboard.
I love and respect some of you,
- TAE
I have been getting a lot of fan mail to my office from a lot of you, requesting info on the yellow-card concept on Bleacher Coaches. Apparently there is a misconception that if you have yellow cards, that means you have done something wrong and are being punished for it. 5 cards and you are banned. None of this could be farther from the truth. As elected mayor of Bleacher Coaches, which I became when I won an election that may or may not have really taken place (who's to say, really?), I feel it is my duty to shed light on the truth.
Many of you who have followed my long and successful BC career and think that I received my yellow cards for immature and childish posts, threats against Hollywood, posting vulgar videos, and swearing all the time. This is simply not the case, as I have never done any of that, much like the cards possessed by longtime BC legends D-nice and El Moldo. The yellow cards are not forms of punishment. They are badges that have been earned and are given as awards for outstanding Bleacher Coaches service. The real quantity of awards you possess CAN go to 5, but the idea of "banning" is simply untrue. When you receive your 5th yellow card, you ascend directly into Heaven. This is why we need to cherish and appreciate our soon to be deceased friend D-nice, who is but 1 step from the glory of God in the afterlife. I encourage all of you who are Pitt fans or Republicans to go above and beyond the call of duty and try very hard to get 5 yellow cards this week.
In conclusion, I want to make it known that as a carrier of yellow cards, much like many others on here, we should be treated as special members and cherished, because we are better than you are, and you should look up to people who are better than you. And also send them money. If you have any further questions, you can send them to send them to the Tribune Democrat, or track me down at the Hickory House Tavern, eating garbage pizza that tastes like cardboard.
I love and respect some of you,
- TAE
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Re: Yellow Card Misconception.
Well said, my friend 8)
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Re: Yellow Card Misconception.
Well if I " die" rest assured I will come back under the name valentine. did not the manager of the mets get booted and then return to the dugout in a disguise. I would definately return in disguise.
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[quote="futbolfrk91";p="135604"]
u talking to me, or to TAE....
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why do you always assume people are talking to you? do you believe the world revoles around you? And if he was talking to you, don't you think it was rude asking if he was talking to you, instead of replying?
u talking to me, or to TAE....
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why do you always assume people are talking to you? do you believe the world revoles around you? And if he was talking to you, don't you think it was rude asking if he was talking to you, instead of replying?
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